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vampirebIues

diáz

undying devotion

Philadelphia

Joined on 13 May, 2011

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If you have ever put me in a situation you are going to hell and that is final.

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You’re laughing. The rugrats stormed Capitol Hill and you’re laughing?

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If you’re a catfish you should be sued for false advertisement

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Smoking Newport’s is the cure for covid

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Quoted @birdeat3

filthy rat!! get out of here

me to Chuck E. Cheese because he won’t answer for his crimes

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When my stimulus check drops just pretend I speak in hieroglyphics or something because I’m about to start acting different with $600.

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For my New Years resolution I’ve decided I’m no longer seeking character development this year.

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men would rather say they knew Bring Me The Horizon back in 2006 rather then go to therapy.

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explain this one Atheists

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Why does Mitch Mcconell look like a piece of beef jerky that was brought to life by an evil witch?

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Replying to @Skoog: Idk who needs to hear this but drink that $200 perfume. There is no reason you should be in your 20s.

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if instead of seeking therapy you decided to start a podcast, maybe just maybe you are the problem.

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I miss witnessing a break up at the bar.

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Shoplifting is more ethical than giving billion dollar corporations any more money.

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Replying to @spinart7: remember kids: if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn't.

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remember kids: if you see someone shoplifting food, no you didn't.

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Idk who needs to hear this but drink that $200 perfume. There is no reason you should be in your 20s.

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Playboi carti has done more for this country than cops ever will.

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There’s no way EVERYBODY in the house was party rocking.

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If trump gives out $2000 I’ll go to Nevada myself and recount the votes

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