Atul Khatri ( @one_by_two ) Twitter Profile

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Atul Khatri

A henpecked husband, a father, a comic & a writer who always orders his soup 1 x 2 even when eating alone.For bookings comedy@oml.in

Mumbai

Joined on 3 April, 2009

http://www.atulkhatri.com

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Replying to @pbhushan1: Scathing piece on SC by Avay Shukla:"Should the SC's time not be better spent to find out why exactly are ordinary citizens…

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Scathing piece on SC by Avay Shukla:"Should the SC's time not be better spent to find out why exactly are ordinary citizens so incensed by the manner of the court’s functioning of late,to honestly consider why social media is full of derision against them?

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Replying to @io9: Baby Yoda's favorite blue cookies will set you back $50 a dozen

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Baby Yoda's favorite blue cookies will set you back $50 a dozen

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Quoted @kunalkamra88

Zayda uchalo mat Pakistan...
Jitna tumhara pure desh ka electricity bill hai utna humare Supreme Court Lawyer auto main aane jaane pe kharcha karte hai
😡😡😡

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And the award for the most innovative scam of 2020 goes to..

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Just wanted to put it out there that I've always considered Adar Poonawalla as my younger brother and I hope he knows that I fast on his birthday every year ❤️

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Asli Mard hai toh bol - Beijing will be part of Akhand Bharat!!

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Quoted @MirrorNow

All passengers travelling to #Maharashtra from #Delhi, #Rajasthan, #Gujarat & #Goa will now have to carry #COVID test report. For those travelling by air, test should be done 72 hours before landing & for those travelling by train, 96 hours before arrival

@mayuganapatye

We forgot about the other state of India - Maldives

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Dilli women are very upset this year.

6.9 deg C temperature in Delhi and no place to go to show off their knee high leather boots, pashmina shawls, overcoats and winter hats this year😭

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See we Sindhis are so smart, patriotic and think ahead.

We knew thanks to Devendra - Karachi will be part of India one day! Yay!

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Replying to @solanki_khubaib: Mumbai in a picture

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Very important!

Also :

Please wear a mask
Maintain physical distancing
Wash hands regularly

Don't play politics in these times of crisis especially in Maharashtra, understood BJP? 🙏

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Quoted @ndtv

Eye On 2024 Polls, BJP's JP Nadda To Go On 120-Day Nationwide Tour

Wow! Issko bolte hai advance planning

Cc @INCIndia - Wake up!

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Quoted @one_by_two

‘Love jihad’ is a term manufactured by BJP to divide nation and disturb its communal harmony

As said by Rajasthan Chief Minister Ashok Gehlot

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Mumbai in a picture

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Quoted @Aravind_SA

Well, time for the big announcement. It is now official. I’m getting married on November 27th. Too many people to thank for making this happen.

From ours (Amazon Prime + #IWasNotReadyDa) to yours.

This year my Deepavali starts now only <3

#IWasNotReadyDa

Send me your honeymoon pics 😻

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No wonder people have stopped reading newspapers - they are being used at the wrong places..

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Replying to @SonyKapoor: Admit it, THIS is the ONLY reason you are on @Twitter

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Gora parents v/s Desi Parents

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After celebrating #InternationalMensDay2020 yesterday feeling so exhausted. Phew!

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Replying to @iimcomic: A Gujarati scamming an entire nation with the help of a Sitaraman.

Scam 1992 was a great show. 👀

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A Gujarati scamming an entire nation with the help of a Sitaraman.

Scam 1992 was a great show. 👀

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Admit it, THIS is the ONLY reason you are on @Twitter

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