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dogfather

matt

head human for @dog_rates and @dog_feelings inquiries: press@weratedogs.com

24┊LA┊he/him

Joined on 8 April, 2014

http://Instagram.com/officialdogfather

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someone ate some grass and you can’t prove it was Doug

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Replying to @zachreinert0: Damn the NRA couldn’t survive one year without school shootings

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Replying to @KarissaTy: Stuart’s been using stuff fren Sebastian as a pillow lately 🥺 @dogfather @dog_feelings

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Stuart’s been using stuff fren Sebastian as a pillow lately 🥺 @dogfather @dog_feelings

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Damn the NRA couldn’t survive one year without school shootings

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Replying to @Barb_Nelson_: @dogfather Really Matt???

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@dogfather Really Matt???

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it’s a really nice day in LA. like nicer than usual, which is crazy, because it’s usually pretty nice... but today is nicer. super nice day in LA

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Replying to @sheratesdogspod: LISTEN to this week’s new episode to hear more about how @dog_rates inspired @SheRatesDogs , how the accounts get mixe…

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LISTEN to this week’s new episode to hear more about how @dog_rates inspired @SheRatesDogs , how the accounts get mixed up DMs, and how @dogfather and @MichaelaOkla first became friends before their accounts got followings!

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Quoted @dog_rates

This is Bishop. He stops by occasionally to ask again if you’d like to invest in his craft brewery. He just needs a little boost to get started. 13/10

ah i’m sorry we only rate dogs, this is actually @jack

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Replying to @PaulCogan: Hitler was found guilty of treason and sentenced to five years in prison after the Beer Hall Putsch. He served nine months b…

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Replying to @DrEricDing: Solid move by Airbnb to Block and Cancel D.C. Reservations During Inauguration...

➡️ Moreover, “We also will reimburse hos…

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Quoted @AnaCabrera

In the category of shocking but not surprising: CNN’s @jamiegangel reports that the WH is putting huge pressure on members, and that members are saying "they want to vote to impeach but they legitimately fear for their lives and their families’ lives."

normal country

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Solid move by Airbnb to Block and Cancel D.C. Reservations During Inauguration...

➡️ Moreover, “We also will reimburse hosts, at Airbnb’s expense, the money they would have earned from these cancelled reservations.”

Respect ⁦@Airbnb⁩ ✊🏼

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Replying to @SarahLerner: Just watch this whole thing from @AOC.

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Just watch this whole thing from @AOC.

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doug gets a head pat

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Replying to @sheratesdogspod: HELLO BESTIES WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE!! Featuring the wonderful @dogfather 🐶
We discuss:
- Twitter as a dating app,
- Ge…

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HELLO BESTIES WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE!! Featuring the wonderful @dogfather 🐶
We discuss:
- Twitter as a dating app,
- Getting political as an online creator
- How Matt’s accounts blew up
And more!! Love this episode and Matt 🥰💜
Listen here:

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Hitler was found guilty of treason and sentenced to five years in prison after the Beer Hall Putsch. He served nine months before he was pardoned in the name of "unity and healing." And after that, as we all know, everything was fine.

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Replying to @GavinNewsom: NEW: CA will be opening mass vaccination sites this week including Dodgers Stadium, Padres Stadium, and CalExpo.

Our goal…

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NEW: CA will be opening mass vaccination sites this week including Dodgers Stadium, Padres Stadium, and CalExpo.

Our goal continues to be fast, equitable, and safe vaccinations statewide.

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Replying to @TweetsAtHaShem:

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Replying to @JasonSpiegel1: Phantom loves his stuffed fren @dog_rates @dog_feelings @dogfather

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Phantom loves his stuffed fren @dog_rates @dog_feelings @dogfather

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Quoted @dog_feelings

i can tell. when the human’s heart rate goes up. it really stresses me out. so if we could all try to have a nice. boring week. that would be best. for both of us

that means no more coups

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My dentist asked how school was and I said “great” because that’s much easier than “oh I actually dropped out because I’ve effectively monetized a twitter account where I numerically objectify dogs”

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