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catturd2

Catturd ™

The MAGA turd who talks shit.

My parody book- The Adventures of Cowfart, literally - and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at https://t.co/5JZfYtsuVW

Joined on 21 September, 2018

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Quoted @USATODAY

The term "Orwellian" has become lazy shorthand for exercises of authority with which one disagrees. Here's what to know about George Orwell and what it really means.

Replying to @TimRunsHisMouth: 'People are saying we're Orwellian... quick... run a piece on how they're wrong and we're smarter than them... that'll…

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'People are saying we're Orwellian... quick... run a piece on how they're wrong and we're smarter than them... that'll fix it.' - USA Today editors

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Replying to @catturd2: If you're afraid of words - you're the problem.

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It's becoming painstakingly obvious that the longer you stay in college - the dumber you get.

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Harvard Students Demand School Revoke Degrees For Trump Supporters Who Work In Government.

LOL - I'd rather have a roll of wet one-ply toilet paper - than a degree from Commie University.

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Breaking ...

Gonorrhea now has a higher rating than Liz Cheney.

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Replying to @RyanAFournier: Trump: Investigated, no evidence.

Biden: Evidence, no investigation.

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The same Democrat politicians who said it was too dangerous to vote in person only 2 months ago - now suddenly want to fully open the economy.

It's almost like they're full of shit.

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How I feel before my morning coffee.

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Did Eric SpyFart stain his underoos on live TV again while I was sleeping last night?

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Quoted @thehill

Video shows migrants break through Guatemala's border security lines today, entering Guatemalan territory through the El Florido Border Post and failing to comply with immigration and health requirements.

Joe Biden's America 👇The COVID marathon.

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Good morning to everyone except the Washington DC sewer.

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Quoted @Will_of_Ockham

Nancy Pelosi Loves President Trump?

created by @drefanzor and @Will_of_Ockham

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Trump: Investigated, no evidence.

Biden: Evidence, no investigation.

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Replying to @catturd2: I survived the 1st 2021 Twitter purge and all I got was this lousy farting sound.

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Former Buzzfeed Employee And Trump-Hater 'Baked Alaska' - Who Endorsed A Democrat For President - Gets Arrested After Storming US Capitol via @gatewaypundit

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When politics get stressful ... Smiles will always cheer me up.

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FYI ... the Post Office is closed on Sunday and Monday this week because of the MLK holiday, so all book orders this weekend and Monday will ship Tuesday.

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What time is Jill Biden getting inaugurated next Wednesday?

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If you're afraid of words - you're the problem.

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I survived the 1st 2021 Twitter purge and all I got was this lousy farting sound.

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I want to thank everyone who gave my sci-fi novel, Rabbitskin, a read this year ... I have reached 10,000 total books sold this year without using Amazon - just on my little website .. Thank you so much 😊

I have 3 writing projects in 2021 ...

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