ex tank mechanic
Brooklyn, NY
Joined on 24 October, 2015
many bothans died to bring us this information
eerily prescient
funeral director: i’m sorry?
me: you know, puzzles, riddles, mysterious symbols, booby trapped doors. maybe some prisms you can push around
funeral director: ...ma’am, do you WANT people getting in?
me: what? no
waitress: ma’am?
me: (walking away)
waitress: ma’am!
me: (looks over shoulder)
waitress: (holding it up) your macguffin?
me: OH my god thank you
exec: the very best?
writer: correct
exec: but you don’t mean—
writer: like no one ever was, yes
starting to wonder if jesus was really the son of god
one relatable thing about me is my problems are uniquely unsolvable
reader, i pulled the mouse out by its tail
update: when i checked the pedal today, the mouse was dead inside it, perhaps from complications due to cat bites. i went outside and shook the pedal as hard as
i could. there was only one thing left to do
vladimir: well? what do we do?
estragon: don‘t let’s do anything. it’s safer
the pedal could not be opened without breaking it. i took the pedal outside and shook it vigorously and poked it with a chopstick but the brave mouse would not budge
BEHOLD THE MOUSE WAS INSIDE YON PEDAL
this morning i find my cat going crazy over the sustain pedal to me electric piano. what mischief is afoot says i
in a mad twist of fate, however, the mouse got away. we searched high and low for it, to no avail
ok so yesterday my cat found a mouse in the kitchen and did battle with it. she had been training all her life for this
im actually masturbating less if you can believe it
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