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JerrySeinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld

Is This Anything? On Sale Now

New York, NY

Joined on 15 July, 2011

http://bit.ly/IsThisAnything

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Always loved Larry King and will miss him. The ‘canceled’ bit was just me having fun with his little mistake. Nothing more. Or less.
#ripLarry❤️

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Maybe just this once, just for this Festivus 2020, we take pass on the “Airing of Grievances”..

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Thanks @SenSchumer for getting SAVE OUR STAGES in the COVID relief bill. I got to help a tiny bit. Politics is much easier than I thought. Let’s keep fixing things!

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Quoted @DavidSpade

Jerry sits down in the bunker talks about his new book “Is This Anything?” We laugh about comedy, working together in San Diego & why I wore sleeveless shirts @jerryseinfeld. Watch 1st half here: Practicing interviewing for #afterparty on #netflix this Sun

I loved catching up with @DavidSpade this week to talk about his 'guns,' the San Diego Improv, and 'Is This Anything.'

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Thanks to everyone who submitted video of yourself doing a bit from 'Is This Anything.' Here’s Jimmy and me reviewing the finalists on @FallonTonight.
They were all great, but congrats to @AshGutermuth who did 'Talk Show Hosts' better than I ever did.

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Replying to @PeterMehlman: Americans in 2020: Endless whining about not gathering for Thanksgiving.
Americans every other year: Endless dread about…

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Americans in 2020: Endless whining about not gathering for Thanksgiving.
Americans every other year: Endless dread about the annual family strife at Thanksgiving gatherings.
#Thanksgiving #gathering20 #Turkey

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There are just hours left to bid on a 30-minute Zoom call with me and @iamcolinquinn -- two comedians for one bid! Proceeds are going to @HomesForOurTrps to improve the lives of US veterans. Info here: Bid here:

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Replying to @FallonTonight: Calling all @JerrySeinfeld fans!

1. Select a bit from Jerry’s book “Is This Anything?”

2. Record a video of yourself p…

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I’ll be on @FallonTonight on Thanksgiving, and we’re looking for people to record video of themselves performing any bit from “Is This Anything?” that we can show on the air. Do the bit any way you want – no need to imitate me. Send your video to seinfeldchallenge@tonightshow.com

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Calling all @JerrySeinfeld fans!

1. Select a bit from Jerry’s book “Is This Anything?”

2. Record a video of yourself performing the bit!

3. Email us your video to seinfeldchallenge@tonightshow.com

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Replying to @jaketapper: 6/ Holy smokes a Zoom call with @JerrySeinfeld AND @iamcolinquinn?? I can't even imagine the hijinx -- and all money goes t…

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6/ Holy smokes a Zoom call with @JerrySeinfeld AND @iamcolinquinn?? I can't even imagine the hijinx -- and all money goes to build specially-designed homes for severely wounded veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan.

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Replying to @BenFennell_NFL: If I had to pick a 5sec moment from Seinfeld to represent the entire series - easily would be when Jerry/George rewind…

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Quoted @NtlComedyCenter

Happy Halloween from the National Comedy Center! We partnered with @JerrySeinfeld to bring you a performance of "Halloween" featuring illustrations from James Bennett.

Watch it now at

For all the kiddies out there missing Halloween, here’s a recap of what it was. 
Don’t worry, 
Candy Will Return!

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If I had to pick a 5sec moment from Seinfeld to represent the entire series - easily would be when Jerry/George rewind the tape hidden in George's briefcase

They sit in silence for tape to rewind in real-time. Completely unnecessary yet so deliberate @JerrySeinfeld @PeterMehlman

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Replying to @wakeupangry: This is really funny stuff @iamcolinquinn. 💙👍

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This is really funny stuff @iamcolinquinn. 💙👍

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Replying to @RoseWrites: Hey, look what I'm reading @iamcolinquinn! Very funny and knowledgeable section on the Southwest. Your Fredricksburg family…

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Hey, look what I'm reading @iamcolinquinn! Very funny and knowledgeable section on the Southwest. Your Fredricksburg family tailgating description made me belly laugh. #Overstated

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They asked me to sum up my entire life in less than 5 minutes. Turns out, it wasn’t that hard.

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Gary, you are the best. But,
it is not technically correct with 2 outs and 2 strikes in the 9th to say, “The Nats are down to their final strike.”
Because a base hit gives them at least 2 more strikes. It would be accurate to say, “The Mets NEED only one strike.”
@garykeithron

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Replying to @SenSchumer: Hello, Jerry.

I’m proud to stand side-by-side with @JerrySeinfeld at the @GothamComedy Club in New York City to fight for…

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Hello, Jerry.

I’m proud to stand side-by-side with @JerrySeinfeld at the @GothamComedy Club in New York City to fight for the #SaveOurStages Act.

Because comedy clubs, indie music venues, Broadway, and more need our help now.

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Replying to @georgehahn: Navigating the nightmarish hellscape that is New York City.

cc: @MollyJongFast

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Navigating the nightmarish hellscape that is New York City.

cc: @MollyJongFast

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So this is the most complete compilation of how I survived in the world of stand up comedy from the 1970s to the 2020s if you’re curious about that.

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