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EvanDurantx

Evan

bless this mess

Brick, NJ

Joined on 21 September, 2011

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I don’t think going to the gym is a personality trait

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Replying to @NikkoGuy: The dodge roll implies the pokemon are going to beat the shit out of you.

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The dodge roll implies the pokemon are going to beat the shit out of you.

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I’m so happy I was able to live long enough to be able to see an open world Pokémon game. Holy shit!

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Replying to @Druski2Funny: Why Dudes thats BowLegged/Knock-Kneed ALWAYS TRYNA HOOP 😂😂😂

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Why Dudes thats BowLegged/Knock-Kneed ALWAYS TRYNA HOOP 😂😂😂

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Replying to @GeorgeBalekji: The pop of the airbag. The flutter of the hat. The collective gasp by the audience. Perfect ending. https://t.co/9xWG4n…

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Replying to @CopingMAGA: gender neutral potato head pissed of mark dice so much he wants to leave america

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gender neutral potato head pissed of mark dice so much he wants to leave america

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Quoted @RandomAthletess

Stephen Smith
Winston-Salem State, Point Guard 1987-1991

Replying to @DwyaneWade: Giving this dude 50 and icing by the 4th quarter 😂

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Quoted @Dexerto

Twitter has just announced 'Super Follows' 👀

Users will be able to monetize their content, with exclusive Tweets for Super Followers...

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain

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Replying to @DanPriceSeattle: "Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts"

Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and…

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"Europeans live longer because of olive oil, red wine and nuts"

Also they can go to the doctor any time they want and not go bankrupt

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Giving this dude 50 and icing by the 4th quarter 😂

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Replying to @ItsChinaa_: This gotta be the funniest shit I seen all day😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I turn 29 years old in a week and I just sobbed heavily over the finale of Hunter x Hunter, not sure where to go from here.

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Replying to @cisjender:

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The pop of the airbag. The flutter of the hat. The collective gasp by the audience. Perfect ending.

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Replying to @206starboy:

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Quoted @JakeSherman

BIDEN to Houston Friday.

Hearing Houston gave up two first rounders and more for Biden.

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Quoted @ThatsJDP

The ending was perfect 🤣🤣🤣

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Quoted @PFF

Which NFL player is this?






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Talent Recognition

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Quoted @AdamSchefter

Actress Shailene Woodley confirms she's engaged to Packers' QB Aaron Rodgers.

Aaron Rodgers really has it all

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This gotta be the funniest shit I seen all day😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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