@_KATastrophic1_

#HappyBirthdayTed I cant believe he fucking beat the shit out of my great grandmother in front of my impressionable innocent eyes

@ayiuchaa

@subtoconnorpIs YEA YEA #happybirthdayted

@Ganz3yz

@TedNivison burned down my house, now I have nothing. #happybirthdayted

@minecraftnoises

Ted Nivison called me a fruit #happybirthdayted

@lovesilkes

#HappyBirthdayTed why did you kidnap my grandpa. answer quickly

@shitssprout

@TedNivison Ted fucking KILLED my lactose intolerant cat BY FORCING THEM TO DRINK MILK after I said I wouldn't give them any :/
#HappyBirthdayTed

@LunaIa__

#HappyBirthdayTed I saw Ted at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could

@MCcantread

Ted killed everyone in my family #HappyBirthdayTed